Momma Is Going to Noo Jersey!Momma is leeving tonite to go to her an-yoo-ul Booty and the Beest Convenshun. This yeer, it's in Noo Jersey. She's gonna be gone fur WUN HOLE WEEK! That meens that Grandmaw and Grandpaw get to feed us and cleen the litter boxes wile she's gone. I hope they don't furget!
Ron Perlman, who wuz Vincent in Booty and the Beest, is now Hellboy in a movee that Momma and her furrends are gonna see on Sunday nite. Hellboy is kewl. He LIKES poodins but not like ALF did in the old TV show. ALF wanted to EET poodins like vishus deer duz so if yoo see him, RUN AWAY! Heer is a Public Service Annowncement that Hellboy did wiff a poodin furrend.