Bebe's Secret PawsLOOKY! I got a box frum Sparky Fuzzypants, one ov Daisy Mae Maus's Feline Americans! WOW, look at all the GRATE STUFF he sented me!
I got all kinds of treets, stinky goodness, fev-ver butt mousies, a fev-ver wand toy (which Pumpkin stole), a crackly fishie toy, a wooly bully mousie, a yeller plastic mousie toy, a nip bubble macheen, and reel organic NIP! Effen the CARD I got cood be planted to grow flowers cuz thare wuz seeds put in it. Thare wuz so much goodies that I shared wiff mine bruthurs. Tiger LUVED the green fev-ver butt mousie and put the bitey on it, big time!
I drooled and rubbed all over the bag ov nip but the Lady took it away afore I cood put the bitey on it an rip it open. She sed I cood haff only a little bit at a time and gave me a pinch.
And to cap it off, I got mine vury own squillion who looks just like me! He effen haz a spot on hiz noze! Fank you Sparky Fuzzypants for the grate Secret Paws gifties!