TP ThursdayLook what Grandmaw fownd in her baffroom! I dint do it! Honest!
*whew* Momma and Grandmaw knows that Bebe did this cuz he's dun this afore lotz of times afore I came to liff heer. So what the beans haff to do now iz put a rubba band arownd the roll of toilet paper to keep Bebe frum unrolling it.
Afta awhile, he stops trying and leeves the TP alone and they can take the rubba band away. He always purtends it wuzn't him but he's the nawty wun who dun it.