Formerly Feral FridayI yoosed to lif in a bucket. That's rite, a bucket. When Aunty Leona fownd me, she put me in a big bucket and brawt me to mine noo furever home. I wuz so little that I got to lif in it fur awhile. This iz the bucket that I liffed in.
When I got bigger, I upgraded to a big cardbord boks. It effen had it'z own litter boks fur me to yooze. (Yu can see that I wuz a smart kitty and figered owt whut it wuz fur effen tho I dint haff a kitty momma to teech me.)
I liffed in the big boks until I got big enuff to climb owt on mine own. After that, I had the run of the howse. I bin running heer and thare effer since!