Tiger's Gotcha Day
Four yeers ago today, Momma took me into the howse frum the hedge and I neffer went back owtside. I'z glad she herd me cryin when I wuz hungry and lonely and cold and all by mineself in the hedge. She fed me and wunce I wuzn't skeered anymore, she cawt me and brawt me inside. I cood haf dun wiffowt the baff, but I'z happy to be an inside poodin and I neffer want to go owtside again.
Thare's no SHRIMP owtside!
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