The Food Lady tried to dress me up fur Halloween pikchurs. NO WAY! I fawt off the dredded Halloween scarf (while Sophie watched) until I RIPPED it owt of the Food Lady's hands! THIS mancat duzzent do dress up!
Momma went "squeeeee!" when she fownd owt thare wuz a noo Simon's cat cartoon. She's only sorry that it wuz so short. Liffing in Hah-why-eee, we don't get too acited abowt hot spots since thare's lots of sunny spots to stretch owt in, but any poodins liffing in cold places mite try this.
All 4 poodins in this howse are former ferals. Me and Sophie were fownd in Aunty Leona's yard, Bebe wuz fownd in a parking lot and Tiger wuz liffing in the hedge owtside. We're so happy that we're indoor poodins now and we hope that the feral poodins who don't haff a fureffer home or who want to stay independent owtside poodins haff a safe and healthy life. Happy National Feral Cat Day!
Today I'm ABOWT 4-yeers-old! Momma duzzent know my real berfday day cuz she wuzzent thare when I wuz borned but she sed I wuz abowt 2-weeks-old when I wuz fownd so she picked October 15 as mine berfday. WHOOT! I got SHRIMP! Well, me and Tiger bin getting shrimp efurry nite since Grandpaw got sum from the market but Grandmaw is gonna cook a noo batch fur me tonite! Getting shrimp is worth the wait!
Last week Momma wuz gone! She and her Aunty Pat went to Seattle to bizit her OTHER Aunty and Uncle and Cuzin and thare yung beans. They drove to Canada and saw LOTS and LOTS of purty flowers and trees at Butchart Gardens.
She dint bring back any flowers. She brawt back GERMS since she came home sick. But she sed she had to go to werk anyway cuz of somefing called "end of munth" and "end of quarter" and the dredded "bujit". She shood haff stayed home and rested but NO she had stuff to do at werk.
I'm a ginger kitty and I live wiff Tiger and Sophie as well as Benson, the woofie who lives owtside. We effen got owr vury own fev-ver maker, Quincy. Mine kitty momma losted me on 10/29/05 when I wuz 2-weeks-old and then I came to live wiff mine noo Momma. She sed I'm spoiled but I'm just SPESHUL!