Pumpkin: Hi, Bebe! What's this meeting abowt? Bebe: Pumpkin and Tiger, thare's a lizard on the wall behind the bookcase. Any ideas abowt how to get him? Tiger: I don't know. The bookcase is too big to move. Can yoo zap him wiff yore lazer eyes?
Bebe: I tried. It dint werk.
Pumpkin: I gess we'll just haff to get him the next time we see him.
The only time that Momma can get all 4 poodins in the same pikchur is when Grandmaw brings in owr pots of grass or when we get pinches of NIP. Momma saves the nip fur spechul times so we get grass more often but we luff owr grass!
I been sleeping on Blackie's cage at nite afta I fownd owt what a grate place this is. Yoo can see into the kitchen and all offur the patio frum up heer -- effen all the way across the room when Momma is werking at the compyooter on mine blog. So I'm fankful that Blackie is letting me share her cage wiff her. At leest I wuz until Blackie yakked up all offur the cage. Ewww! She's not just the Queen ov the patio, she's also the Queen ov the big yaks! Grandmaw had to do lawndry afta that!
This wuz made by Simon Tofield, the same bean who did Momma's favrit cartoon, Cat Man Do.
All us poodins get locked in the patio at nite. Bebe is the only wun who knows how to open the screen door but the beans put a pin in the door so it can't slide. No wun can heer me when I ask to be let in cuz I haff a reely tiny voice so I try hanging on the screen door. This duzzent make the door open but SUMTIMES this makes the pin drop owt. Hmmm, maybe Bebe and me can werk together to get the door open....
I'm a ginger kitty and I live wiff Tiger and Sophie as well as Benson, the woofie who lives owtside. We effen got owr vury own fev-ver maker, Quincy. Mine kitty momma losted me on 10/29/05 when I wuz 2-weeks-old and then I came to live wiff mine noo Momma. She sed I'm spoiled but I'm just SPESHUL!