Happy Berfday to Me!
Today I'm 5-yeers old! Momma's bin lazy abowt posting to mine blog lately but she remembered mine berfday and made Grandpaw buy SHRIMP fur me. I haven't had shrimp fur a long time and I reely enjoyed it. 
At leest Momma stocks up on treets when they go on sale so if any poodin wants to teleport offur to Hah-why-eee fur a bizit, I'll share mine treets wiff yoo!
Labels: mine berfday, shrimp, treets
It's Mine Berfday!
Today I'm ABOWT 4-yeers-old! Momma duzzent know my real berfday day cuz she wuzzent thare when I wuz borned but she sed I wuz abowt 2-weeks-old when I wuz fownd so she picked October 15 as mine berfday. WHOOT! I got SHRIMP! Well, me and Tiger bin getting shrimp efurry nite since Grandpaw got sum from the market but Grandmaw is gonna cook a noo batch fur me tonite! Getting shrimp is worth the wait!
Labels: Pumpkin's Berfday, shrimp
What We Did on Chrissymouse Day
The beans had thare party on Monday, so Chrissymouse Day wuz spent wiff just mine fambly (tho Uncle Frank, Aunty Lynette and Sammi stopped by fur a little wile.)
Me and Tiger had SHRIMP!
Bebe took offur the cowch fur a nap.
And Blackie wuz garding her noo nip fishy toy.
But Momma now haz to go back to werk afta haffing 4 days off. BUMMER!Labels: Chrissymouse, noo toy, shrimp
Tiger's Gotcha Day
Four yeers ago today, Momma took me into the howse frum the hedge and I neffer went back owtside. I'z glad she herd me cryin when I wuz hungry and lonely and cold and all by mineself in the hedge.
She fed me and wunce I wuzn't skeered anymore, she cawt me and brawt me inside. I cood haf dun wiffowt the baff,
but I'z happy to be an inside poodin and I neffer want to go owtside again.
Thare's no SHRIMP owtside!
Labels: shrimp, the hedge cat, Tiger's gotcha day
Shrimp Fur Two
We bin haffing SHRIMP all week! Grandmaw boils reel live dead shrimp in thare shells.
Then Momma peels off the shells and brakes the shrimp into bite size peeces.
Me and Tiger haff to wait while she duz this.
Then it'z eeting time!
Momma, Tiger's steeling mine shrimp! No fair!
Labels: shrimp, Tiger iz bad
Flee Friday
Momma saw Bebe and me skratching so she combed us wiff the flee comb and fownd owt that Sammie is sharing her fleez wiff us again! So she had to put flee meddysin on owr neks.
This is what she used on us. Yu can see that mine nek is all wet and stringy. At least tonite was shrimp nite and Tiger and me had shrimp to make us feel better.
Blackie duzn't like shrimp so she wuz growchy all nite and Bebe was worried that his nek will get bald like the last time.
Labels: Bebe mite need Rogaine, fleez, shrimp
At leest Momma stocks up on treets when they go on sale so if any poodin wants to teleport offur to Hah-why-eee fur a bizit, I'll share mine treets wiff yoo!
But Momma now haz to go back to werk afta haffing 4 days off. BUMMER!
She fed me and wunce I wuzn't skeered anymore, she cawt me and brawt me inside. I cood haf dun wiffowt the baff,
but I'z happy to be an inside poodin and I neffer want to go owtside again.
