Saturday, January 01, 2011

Happy Noo Yeer!

This is the last yeer that the beans can try to blow up the werld wiff thare fireworks. As of Sunday, fireworks will be banned except fur firecrackers with a permit.
I'm so glad! The beans heer in Hah-why-eee go CRAZY at Noo Yeer and spend lots of green papers to buy fire boomies to burn up. Benson got scairt and was put in the patio when it got reely lowd owtside and I spent the nite under Momma's bed.

This is what happened at midnite owtside:


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Friday, July 04, 2008

Happy 4th of July!

Today is a holiday to celebrate owr country's berfday.
Happy Berfday America! Thare mite be sum big bangs owtside tonite but not as bad as it gets on Noo Yeer's Eve. That's when the crazy naybor beans try to blow up the werld! If yoo want fire boomies that are safe and not too lowd, click heer.
(It's also a lot cheaper than the reel fing!)

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Tuesday, January 01, 2008

I Wuzzent Skeered

Yep at midnite, the naybors tried to blow up the nayborhood like Pumpkin sed on yestaday's post. Effen Grandpaw bawt a string ov fire boomies to burn. The noize is supposed to chase away evil spirits in the noo yeer.
Wile Tiger wuz under the bed and Blackie wuz on her cage, Pumpkin fownd a noo place to hide behind the TV in the patio.
I wuzzent skeered at all and wuz napping thru all the noize outside until the Lady talked to me and woked me up.



Then I had to come offur to see whut she wanted. I got a good chin rub fur the interruped nap.

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