Pumpkin's ConfessionsI bin tagged by Pearl fur the tru confeshuns meme so aftur thinkin it offur, I'z willing to confess to the following. Sum of these yu already noe, and sum arn't secrits cuz Momma haz fotografic evidence ov it:
- I like to go on the kitchen table tho I noe I'z not supposed to. I haff to see if thare's anyfing good to eet.
- I like to go on the kitchen cownter tho I noe I'z not supposed to. I'z looking for more twisty tie toys to play wiff.
- I like to go on the cold box tho Grandmaw sez I'z not supposed to. I like to watch the beans frum high up.
- I nocked down Momma'z lucky bamboo plant wunce when I jumped on the video tape stand. Rocks and water flew efurryware but the pot dint brake and the plant survived.
- I throw sand all offur the place when I dig a hole fur mine poop.
- Sumtimes I sit too low when I'z using the box and get sand stuck to mine butt. Momma haz to comb it off.
(nope, thare's no embarrasing pikchurs of THIS!)