Friday, February 01, 2008

What's Mew Me-Me

I wuz tagged by Diamond Emerald Eyes for Tigmut'hep's 3 New Things About Me MeMe!

It's nice and simple, all you need to do is tell everyone 3 things that are new with you! Link it back to me and the purrson who gave it to you and pass it on to 3 more kitties you'd like to know more about! :)

1. Grandpaw and Grandmaw cleened owt the patio closet and threw lots of stuff away. Momma wuzn't home so she coodn't take pikchurs of me snoopervising thare werk.

2. Momma usually buys a case ov Fancy Feest stinky goodness frum Costco and it's all fishy flavors but me an Blackie got Chick-hen and Liver Fancy Feest fur a change! Anudder store had this on sale and Momma stocked up.

3. I made a hole in the baffroom wall! I dint meen to but I wuz doing my morning jumps against the wall under the baff towels (Momma finks I'm trying to catch buggies but I just like to jump) and I landed on the floor bord and made a hole. And then sand came owt ov the hole! The buggies that eet wood wuz chewing up the wall! Grandpaw sed the termite peepul who tented owr howse last yeer needs to check to see if live termites are in the wall afore he can patch the hole.



I gess I haff a noo job as termite inspekter.

I'm tagging mine fellow Georgous Ginger furrends China Cat, Henry Helton and Connor Cloud.

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Friday, January 11, 2008

More Weird Things

Since Blackie wuz tagged by Mickey fur the 7 Weird Things meme and Moe and Mindy tagged Bebe or Tiger or Benson, I'm gonna be a tattle-tale and tell yu 7 weird things abowt THEM!

The rules of this Meme are: Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog. Share seven random weird facts about yourself. Tag seven random kitties at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs. Let each one know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

1) Bebe likes to sit ON the scratching post when he uses it. He scratches frum above.

2) Blackie lufs milk. But she can't haff any. If she drinks milk, she hurks it up rite away. She's "lactose intolerant" which meens that tho she likes milk, milk duzzent like her.

3) Bebe still sucks on his paw pads like he did when he wuz a baby poodin.


4) (whispering) Tiger humps the cat bed in the liffing room before sleeping in it. This duzn't make sense to me since he had his hoohaectomy like all the boy poodins in this howse a long time ago.

5) Bebe scratches OWTSIDE the litter box when he tries to cover up what he made. He scratches on the wall and he scratches the plastic that the box sits on and still leeves his poop uncovered.

6) Benson HOWLS when he heers a siren passing by. We liff next to a highway so thare are lots of sirens to howl at.

7) Thare's one more thing abowt me that Momma finks is weird. I luff it when Momma cleens mine nose wiff a wet Q-tip. What's wrong wiff that? It's impawtant to have a cleen nose and since mine nose is so pink, yu can reely tell when I haff a dirty nose. See? No boogers!

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Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Pumpkin's 7 Weird Things

I wuz tagged by Grr fur the 7 Weird Things meme. Heer are the rools:

"Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog. Share seven random weird facts about yourself. Tag seven random kitties at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs. Let each one know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog."

Momma finks that a lot ov the stuff I do are weird but I fink they are just normal poodin behavior. Thare ARE sum fings that are diffrent tho:

1) I hardly effer purr. Momma keeps feeling and listening fur mine purr but can't find it. I don't know ware it went cuz in mine vury furst movee that Momma made ov me, yu can cleerly heer mine lowd purr.

2) I like sweet bread. I see Momma eeting it fur brekfest and I want sum too.

3) I jump up at the wall in the hallway fur no reezun. I can get reely high. Momma looks fur the bug or leezard I'm trying to catch but nofing iz thare.

4) I make a little grunting sownd wheneffer I jump on or off high places. Momma can tell when I'm jumping when she heers me grunt.

5) Momma laffs at mine twisted napping pozishuns but it'z vury cumftabul. I like putting mine hed upsy down.

6) Mine favrit toys are stuff Momma calls "rubbish". Twisty ties, milk rings, bottle caps. If I find it, it's mine noo toy.

7) I like woofies. At leest all the woofies I've met. They don't scare me.


If yu want to play, consider yoreself tagged! (Momma wuz too lazy to find poodins who haffent bin tagged yet.)

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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Pumpkin's Confessions

I bin tagged by Pearl fur the tru confeshuns meme so aftur thinkin it offur, I'z willing to confess to the following. Sum of these yu already noe, and sum arn't secrits cuz Momma haz fotografic evidence ov it:
  • I like to go on the kitchen table tho I noe I'z not supposed to. I haff to see if thare's anyfing good to eet.


  • I like to go on the kitchen cownter tho I noe I'z not supposed to. I'z looking for more twisty tie toys to play wiff.


  • I like to go on the cold box tho Grandmaw sez I'z not supposed to. I like to watch the beans frum high up.


  • I nocked down Momma'z lucky bamboo plant wunce when I jumped on the video tape stand. Rocks and water flew efurryware but the pot dint brake and the plant survived.


  • I throw sand all offur the place when I dig a hole fur mine poop.


  • Sumtimes I sit too low when I'z using the box and get sand stuck to mine butt. Momma haz to comb it off.

(nope, thare's no embarrasing pikchurs of THIS!)

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

Blackie's 7 Random Facts


Jack tagged me too fur the 7 random facts meme, so heer am mine list:

1) I'z the last of the gerl cats. At one time, we had 7 poodins liffing in this howse, 6 gerls and 1 boy. Bebe wuz the boy. Wun by wun, Emily, Shirley, Snugglepuss, Jennifer and Snookums went to the Bridge and I'z the last gerl left.

2) I hed bump any person sitting on the cowch in the patio. I WANT PETS!

3) I luv to be brushed. Lotz of furz come off in the brush. The lady sez yu can make annuther poodin wiff all the furz that come off me. I want to stand up when I get brushed but the Lady makes me lie down so she can brush me all offur.

4) I haff the lowdest purr in mine fambly. I purr all the time when I get carried and I make biskits on the arms ov the person carrying me.

5) So that I don't make holes on the arms of the person carrying me, I need to get mine claws trimmed all the time. I don't struggle hardly any when I get mine nails dun.

6) I ask fur stuff all the time. I ask fur stinky goodness, people food, treets, brushing, petting. Meow, meow, meow. If yu don't ask, yu don't get stuff.

7) Thare's 2 bowls of water in the patio but I like to drink water frum the bowl in the kitchen. That's the only room in the howse that I bizit. If I go in the other rooms, I get nervus and run back to the patio and if Tiger sees me, I run faster cuz he chases me!

I noticed that tho Pumpkin tagged Cleo, nokitty tagged her bruthers or sistur so I iz tagging Captain Casper, Gizmo and Patches. If anykitty wants to play too, they can.

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Tiger's 7 Random Facts


I been tagged by Jack fur the 7 random facts meme so heers mine facts:

1) I don't climb on high places like Pumpkin duz. He gets yelled at lotz by Grandmaw but not me!

2) Momma is mine favrit person. I rub only on her (ekcep when I rubbed on Grandmaw by mistake one time!)

3) Momma picks me up and carrys me efurry day. I don't mind when she duz this but I curl up and stop purring when Grandmaw carrys me.

4) I'z the closest fing to a lap cat in this howse. When I wuz small, I wood jump on Momma's lap when she wuz at the compyooter and keep her lap warm. I'z too big now and don't fit her lap anymore but when she's watching TV in the liffing room, I lie down next to her and leen agenst her leg.

5) I LUV tummy rubs!

6) I iz the lizerd hunter is this fambly. If I see wun on the ceeling, I try to hypnotize it to make it come down. I need to praktiss more since this duzn't werk.

7) I don't like the owtside. When Momma carrys me in the garaj, I cry to go back inside.

Jack tagged Blackie too so she'll post her 7 random facts tomorrow.

I fink most efurrykitty alreddy bin tagged but yu can play if yu want to.

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Friday, May 11, 2007

I Gotted Tagged Too!



I bin tagged by Zippy, Sadie and Speedy! Pumpkin posted the rools yestaday so heer are mine seven random faks:

1) Mine favrit hyooman iz Grandmaw. I follow her all offur the howse and when she naps, I lie down rite next to her.

2) I luv to rub mine face all offur bare feets.

3) Mine noze is always wet. I mite splash yu wiff noze jyooce if yoor too close when I shake mine hed.

4) I don't like Tem-tay-shuns or most othur kitty treets. I gotta watch mine figyoor.

5) Mine favrit food is raw fish, what the hyoomans call sashimi. Mama Lynette used to buy this fur me on spechul occashuns but I eet it too fast and barf it all back up.

6) I noe how to open the sliding skreen door between the patio and kitchen.

7) I like to stand ON TOP of the skratching post when I'z using it.

Lotz of kittys alreddy bin tagged but I fownd seven who haffent bin tagged yet:



1) Moose (who looks like mine baby brothur Pumpkin)
2) Lucy (at Artsy Catsy)
3) Marley
4) Zeus
5) Lilly Lu
6) Mrs. B
7) Xing Lu

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Thursday, May 10, 2007

Seven Random Fings Abowt Me

I bin tagged by Luxor fur the Seven Random Facts meme. Momma copied the rools frum Luxor's blog so she gets it rite.

"Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write on their own blog about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your blog!"

Heer am mine seven random faks:

1) I still sownd like a little kitten cuz I haff a tiny little mew.

2) I bang on the baffroom door if Momma goes in wiffowt me so that she letz me in. Only Momma, nobean else.

3) I lie on the baffroom cownter and watch wile she getz reddy fur werk.

4) I try to dig to China when I make a hole fur mine poop so sand flies efurryware. But I iz vury good abowt covering up.

5) I like to put mine paper balls and toys in the water bowl. The paper balls get drownded and haff to be replaced and Momma has to rescue the toys and perform CPR on them.

6) I'z not skeered ov woofies and I play wiff Sammie when she bizits. Momma letz me sniff noses wiff Pluto and Suzy when she carrys me owtside.

7) I'z the only kitty that Blackie duzn't fite wiff. I show her respek and don't chase her like Tiger and Bebe duz.


I iz tagging:

1) Ping
2) Ko Ko
3) Pearl
4) Fat Eric
5) Ariel
6) Cleo
7) Kimiko

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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Woofie Wednesday


Sammie frum Emma's Kat tagged Pluto fur the meme. Momma letted him in the howse so that I cood interview him and heer are hiz ansers:

A. Name four places you have lived
1. My former owners who sent me to the dog pound
2. The Hawaiian Humane Society
3. The house in Waianae where I lived with Dad Frank and Mom Lynette
4. My current house in Kalihi where I've lived since 1995

B. Four things I love to watch
1. TV
2. The neighbors next door
3. Woofie Max next door
4. Cat Moby next door

C. Four places I have been outside my home
1. The beach
2. Buddy's house
3. The V.E.T.
4. The park

D. Four websites I visit daily
I'm outside so I don't have access to the computer but the Food Lady's Dad checks MSN Money to watch his stocks every day and the Food Lady herself is always visiting the cat blogs.

E. Four of my favorite foods.
1. Any kind of dog food (I'm not picky)
2. People food
3. Dog treats
4. Suzy's food

F. Four places I would rather be right now
1. The beach
2. The beach
3. The beach
4. The beach (I LOVE the beach)

G. Four toys I have owned and played with
1. Squeaky hedgehog toy
2. Squeaky dog bone
3. Rope bone
4. Tennis ball

H. Four nicknames people call me
1. Ploot Ploot
2. Big Black Dog
3. The Old Man
4. Furry Road Block

I. Regarding catnip
• Love it!
• It's nice
• Could take it or leave it
• Don't like it or can't have it
Not for me, I'm a DOG!


J. Regarding cat grass
• Love it!
• It's nice
• Could take it or leave it
• Don't like it or can't have it
• N/A - I've never tried it
No need for special grass, I eat the grass in the yard

K. First things I buy after winning the lottery
1. A beachside house

L. Four things I do besides eat, sleep and litter box
1. Play with Suzy
2. Roll on the ground
3. Bark at Suzy
4. Beg for pets

M. Four things I want to do this summer
1. MORE TRIPS TO THE BEACH

N. My four most prized posessions that have limited value to anyone else
1. Suzy
2. My tennis ball
3. My squeaky stuffed lamb
4. My dog bed (that Suzy keeps using!)

O. What I am going to do before tomorrow
1. Patrol the yard
2. Poop on the grass
3. Play with Suzy
4. Sleep in the garage

P. Which of the following is your favorite place to hide and play
• paper bags
• plastic bags
• boxes
• other (explain)
Why would I hide?

Q. Four other pets that my humans have had with me
1. Suzy
2. Woofie Keli (at the Bridge)
3. Woofie Habu (at the Bridge)
4. A bunch of cats

Okay, I'm done. Can I go now? Pumpkin, stop whacking me on the head!

Hey, I had to keep yur attenshun! Yu kept getting distrakted. Fank yu, yu can go bak owtside now.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

I Gotted Tagged!


Beau Beau tagged me! After thinking fur a while, heer are mine answers:

A. Name four places you have lived
1. Owtside neer tha airport
2. Owtside Aunty Laura's howse
3. The howse I live inside now wiff Pumpkin, Bebe and Tiger
4. The Lady's Momma wanted to send me to the pownd cuz I peed on the patio cowch on Friday but I'Z NOT GOING!

B. Four things I love to watch
1. The othur kittys below frum mine cage above
2. The Lady putting mine stinky goodness in the bowl
3. The Lady's Momma taking care of her plants owtside

C. Four places I have been outside my home
1. The V.E.T.
2. The Lady carried me in the garaj fur 5 seconds before putting me back inside
3. The Humane Society to get mine micro chip put in mine nek
3. Aunty Pat's howse fur a sleepover when owr howse wuz tented to kill the bugs in the walls

D. Four websites I visit daily
1. The Cat Blogosphere (when it'z werking)
2. Kat's Cat of the Day
3. Cute Overload
The other cat blogs when I can

E. Four of my favorite foods.
1. Tem-tay-shuns!
2. Stinky goodness
3. Chikun
4. Stake

F. Four places I would rather be right now
1. Not in the same room wiff Tiger
2. In a patch of FRESH catnip

G. Four toys I have owned and played with
1. Catnip bag
2. Fev-ver catnip carrot
3. Furry mousie
4. Catnip fishie

H. Four nicknames people call me
1. Black cat
2. Black black
3. Pie pie face
4. The Halloween Cat

I. Regarding catnip
• Love it!
• It's nice
• Could take it or leave it
• Don't like it or can't have it

J. Regarding cat grass
• Love it!
• It's nice
• Could take it or leave it
• Don't like it or can't have it
• N/A - I've never tried it

K. First things I buy after winning the lottery
1. A catnip farm
2. An indoor fish pond
3. A tem-tay-shun dispenser so I can help mineself to tem-tay-shuns whenever I want sum
4. A ceeling high carpeted cat tree wiff platforms and hammocks

L. Four things I do besides eat, sleep and litter box
1. Beg to be brushed
2. Scratch on the scratching post
3. Roll on the catnip toys
4. Barf mine food back in the food bowl

M. Four things I want to do this summer
1. Find a new home fur Tiger
2. Lern how to open stinky goodness cans

N. My four most prized posessions that have limited value to anyone else
1. My cage
2. My catnip mousie

O. What I am going to do before tomorrow
1. Hide frum Tiger
2. Ask fur treats
3. Sleep behind the cowch

P. Which of the following is your favorite place to hide and play
• paper bags
• plastic bags
• boxes
• other (explain)behind the patio cowch

Q. Four other pets that my humans have had with me
1. Pumpkin
2. Bebe
3. Tiger
4. Quincy

R. Four furiends I tag to respond.

Lotz of kitties already gotted tagged but if yu haffen't, yu can play too. Just copy this list and paste it into a new post. Insert your own answers, pass it on, and leave me a comment. I hope you have fun! It is OK to skip some if you want.

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