Movie Monday - How to Curse
Last week when I had to go to the vet fur mine pee problum, I sed ALL the werds on the bad werd list when I wuz in the PTU riding in the big macheen wiff wheels. This reminded the Lady ov a movie she made last yeer when we had owr sleepovur at Aunty Pat's howse when they tented owr howse to kill the bugs in the walls. I used all the bad werds bak then too, effen afta the Lady let us owt of the PTUs at Aunty Pat's howse. Yu can heer how LOWD I sed them cuz I reely, reely dint want to be thare!
The othur little voice yu heer is Tiger. He needs to praktiss so that he can curse az lowd as me. Blackie it thare too but she'z hiding in wun of the PTUs. Yep, I'z the most vocal of all the poodins in this howse!
Labels: cursing, I hate the PTU, the sleepover